Except that it’s not. I searched for about half an hour last night and all of the results were for Debian, Ubuntu, random GitHubs without any documentation or instructions, and after I tried three different suggestions and kept running into errors and problems that were beyond my ability to troubleshoot, I decided to ask for help specifically with my situation. So even if it’s “all over the place”, it’s obviously not readily apparent or intuitive enough for even a moderately experienced user like myself.
Please keep in mind that sometimes beginners don’t know what we’re looking at so when nobody connects the dots, and we can’t do it ourselves, we have to ask for help. Sometimes that means discovering that a “common” solution is the one we’re looking for. Maybe this particular solution works on multiple distributions, but I have no way of knowing that unless someone says it explicitly.
Thanks again for the solution, but the snickering probably isn’t necessary.