I broke the Micro SD slot. The cover was loose anyway and one of the prongs snapped off with it. If I hold the card to the pins it boots.
How difficult would it be to solder it back on with an iron? Can the board be booted from a USB stick? I have to wait for delivery of the soldering kit but will be sure to come back with success / fail update.
Either I could brick it or fix it at this point. Learning a lot about the fragility of the SD card in terms of actual pi cases that’s really what broke it.